PH Senators Sign Endorsement Deal with Lacoste

           Lacoste, PH senators agree to multibajillion peso endorsement deal. 
         "We are delighted to welcome Senators Enrile, Estrada, and Revilla into our family," said Lacoste executive. "We believe that they have demonstrated the ethics and values representative of our reptilian logo." 
          He continued, "Their resilience, let's call it thick skin, reflects that of our organization's founding philosophies. We could not have chosen more fitting brand ambassadors."
           Under the terms of the current contract, Lacoste will supply all their senatorial robes and prison uniforms until May 22, 2024.